Findings:
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- she had already found her party
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The nuns had it coming
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- They Had No Poet
- We had a record label
- You Had It Coming
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- Had I not seen the Sun
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- The Spirit had other plans
- you had to be there
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- had a few
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- I once had a cavity
- I Had Always Known
- If I had a nickel...
- Houston, we've had a problem
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- He'd experienced a horror I had not
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- I had been hungry all the years
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- Of course we had it tough
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- Questions I have had today
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Jobs I've Had
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- i had a dream about the future
- I had cool friends in high school
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- We have had enough of your beige
- You had better...!!!
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- I had my balls shaved
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I almost had to wait
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Miss Polly had a dolly
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- My mistress had a little dog
- If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
- If I Had a Hammer
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- Belshazzar Had a Letter
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- Pointlessness had become his answer
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Allah Had No Son
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- Best smoke I've ever had
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I've had you here before
- I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- The best teacher I ever had
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Canon CAT
- I had pleasant times as well
- If I only had a brain
- if I had my druthers
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I had a really good time tonight
- Neatest trip I've had
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- If I Had $1000000
- A conversation I had with myself once
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Had Gadya
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- The death of a man I had never known
- We had silent conversations
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- If I Had Known
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- They had been expecting me
- The seizure I had last night
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- I Had No Right
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- I just had this thought of summer past
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- a leg had bared itself
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- What the Wizard had to say.
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- boss i wish you had told me
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
- These are the memories I never had
- If I Had the World to Give
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- Life had been an opportunity lost
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