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• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Duke, let's go do some crimes
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• pretty, but
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• they carry but they do not understand
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I do have some things to hide
• Let's do some living, after we die
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Close, but no cigar
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Pretty Butt (user)
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• Mail forwarding
• poems I had to do for a school project
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• some things truly do not matter
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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