Findings:

• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• How we have grown apart
• blondes have more fun
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Can I have a light?
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• What I have learned from being fired
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• We have learned our lessons well
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Something I Can Never Have
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Know your pets
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Have a nice day
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• What have you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• When I have female children
• you can't have it both ways
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• She's Gotta Have It
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Sally guests I have known
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Baptist jokes
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• What have you been smoking?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Why males have nipples
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• We're trying to have a baby
• I have a tricorn hat
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Let them have Festivas
• How the mighty have fallen
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• It's better to have loved and lost
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Have you found Jesus?
• Justice and piety have vanished
• We Have Explosive
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• I have no faith in your God
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I have a dream
• You have a big finger
• have
• You can't have everything
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• I have no complaint
• murder can be fun
• institutions have lives of their own
• I have no hair

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