Findings:

• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• you have never been safe
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have never felt more alive
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The Little Old Women
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• But I have seen the sun just once
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter Three
• These are their future good old days.
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• These are the memories I never had
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• an old lady's three wishes
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• The Three Faithful Women of the Island of Britain
• These Old Shades
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• I have seen the elephant
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Using a command line
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I must have three heads
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• I Have Never Known a World
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• Old and Young Women
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
• Three women face the kingdom
• How beautiful these women are!
• Raining old women and sticks
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I have never
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• cries of men and the shrieks of women
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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