Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I mean a tiger is interesting but I wouldn't let a bunch of kids put their hands on it"

• Things people put up their butts
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Dead links in writeups
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Their hands prying at your heart
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• I love you but I have to let you go
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• Put Ten Grand In The Hand
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
• I want to put my hands there too
• Know your pets
• Let's put the fun back in funeral
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• How to give customers change
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• My hands have lost their memory
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• put your hand over the side of the boat
• two handed put
• Put Your Hand Here
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Put your hand on my heart and feel it
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Mean tricks little kids play on each other
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The Brady Bunch
• bunch
• Hunches in Bunches
• The Hair Bear Bunch
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Bryon Bunch
• The Wild Bunch
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Make My Video
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• Just a Bunch of Disks
• bunch (user)
• A bunch of fun guys
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• cigarette butt
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me

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