Findings:

• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Down and Out In the Magic Kingdom
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• When Neutral Point of View Means Repeating the Ludicrous
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 4
• You're never around when I need you
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Prologue
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• You're pretty when you cry
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Down These Mean Streets
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Blurbs
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 7
• Three strikes you're out
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 5
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Swing when you're winning
• Sing when you're winning
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When you're home alone
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Only when you're older
• When You're Evil
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Down and Out in Beverly Hills
• When Bobby Comes Down
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Acknowledgments
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 1
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• When all the stars go out at night
• when in doubt run it out
• You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What to do when your car breaks down
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Time flies when you're having fun
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Down and Out in Paris and London
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you're dead, you're dead
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• You know you're a geek when...
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 3
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 8
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 6
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 2
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• snow is creeping down the foothills. drawn out to a cold prairie, shameless with window-lights.
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 10
• Down and Out in Paris
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• When the walls go down
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 9
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Down and Out in Gotham City
• When fog comes down the mountain
• Dropped down, pulled out
• Let it out, break it down
• Down and out in the Mojave Desert
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• What did you mean when you said...
• When you know things are just meant to be
• When words mean too much
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• When water chokes you
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Ecological vs. environmental
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• When something means nothing and nothing means everything
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Lost in Boston?
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Perhaps you're a little tiny egg falling out of your nest
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• When in doubt, throw it out
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When you're alone
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here

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