Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I originally misspelt this 'falky'. It would be funny if TV's Columbo (ably played by Peter Falk) turned out to be a self-avowed postmodern thinker."

• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If you would be seated
• eternity would be boring
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• not as funny as it used to be
• I never thought it would be like this
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The end will be a sellout
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• How To Be Funny
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If you would be so kind
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• That would be me
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• A whimper would be fine
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• That Would Be Enough
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I don't need to be loved by you
• The best kind of bartender
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Where would America be without Canada?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Mind without body
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Just to see what it would be like
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• TV can be a good thing
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• That I Would Be Good
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• it would be hilarious if only
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Starving in the greenhouse
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• what would it take to be serene again?
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.

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