Findings:
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- astronaut
- Astronaut Pen
- Bad Astronaut
- You'd prefer an astronaut
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
- Astronaut Food
- Need Another Seven Astronauts
- Too few astronauts and too much sky
- Astronaut Ice Cream
- The Astronaut Gets Lucky
- Astronaut Rescue Treaty
- fuzzy astronaut
- European Astronaut Corps
- Last of the Ghetto Astronauts
- The American Astronaut
- How to go to Mars as an Astronaut
- Peasants, Pigs and Astronauts
- Welcoming Home the Astronauts
- Association of Autonomous Astronauts
- Ghosts of American Astronauts
- The Palenque Astronaut
- Ancient Astronaut
- God Is An Astronaut
- The Impossible Astronaut
- An Astronaut's Last Words
- dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
- First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
- Let's pretend we're married
- pretend
- Pretended
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- play dumb
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- World Leader Pretend
- Move, and pretend you're still breathing
- pretend date
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- a patch of lamplight that I pretend is the moon
- We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
- Impersonating someone famous
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- We are what we pretend to be
- Let's pretend
- should i pretend now everything is fine?
- I can still pretend
- Chateau Pretend, 1974
- Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- you pretend to be the moon
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- When I Pretend to Fall
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I only pretend to resist temptation
- let's pretend, for George
- Pretend Rap Poetry
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- let's pretend we're all the same
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- was
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Descartes was wrong
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Kilroy was here
- The Walrus was Paul
- wa
- Music was better in the old days
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Vancouver, Washington
- Was (Not Was)
- the seven hills of Rome
- No shit, there I was
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Trompe
- 'T was
- It was a dark and stormy night
- That was a joke, son.
- Man was created in God's image
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- When I was your age
- There was once a Man
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- It was you, Atthis
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- The day I realized what being alive was
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- The world was designed for giant squid
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- It was all God's fault
- It was not a dream
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- God was created in man's image
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Cybersex before it was cool
- I was going to marry Marty
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Back when grunge was still cool
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- I was looking for you
- I was searching glass
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- I was into them after they were hip
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Concrete, Washington
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
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