Findings:

• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• They think I'm a god
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going Home
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• My cats think I'm a God
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm not what you think
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• going Dutch
• Going against the grain
• going
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I was going to marry Marty
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• going forward
• The Going
• Where's Everything going?
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• this is it, we're going to die
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• this is going to hurt a little
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going Gold
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Going Underground
• going meta
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Going Overboard
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going drag
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• You're going the wrong way!
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Thumbs Up going down
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• Going East
• Good Thing Going
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Collision avoidance technique
• Going Public
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Going on a Picnic
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
• Going home
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• Going for the One
• The joy of going to war
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• Going For A Song
• Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
• Going Amazonian
• Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
• Going to a ska show
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Ways of going out in cricket
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?

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