Findings:

• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The argument from evolutionary suffering
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
• Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• freedom from suffering
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You think you're special
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Compulsive
• Compulsive Forwarding Disorder
• compulsive overeating
• Compulsive Behavior
• compulsive cruising
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Compulsive Skin Picking
• Signs of compulsive debting
• compulsive liars
• compulsive hoarding
• Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Catholic Guilt
• 3rd Rock from the Sun
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• from
• The Cat from Outer Space
• Theme from Shaft
• Redo from start
• Argument from Evil
• Notes from the Underground
• from scratch
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
• From the Earth to the Moon
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Argument from Design
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Drinking from the water hose
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Escape from L.A.
• Zev
• Steady Sounds from the Underground
• From Beyond
• Exile: Escape From the Pit
• An eternity spent apart from God
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• There once was a man from Nantucket
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Muppets From Space
• letter from a Boeing 717
• Dav from Jordan (user)
• Tales from the Crypt
• Things we learn from movies
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Jose Chung's From Outer Space
• Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
• The view from my room
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
• The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
• Melodies from Mars
• Snapple Sun
• From Hell
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Escape From Staten Island
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• From Ritual to Romance
• strictly from hunger
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
• What I want from life
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Erich Fromm
• COME FROM
• Making plastic explosives from bleach
• Greetings from the hypersphere
• Tales from the Hood
• From Pent-up Aching Rivers
• Facing West from California's Shores
• The evolution of Microsoft Windows from the utterly useless UI tweaks perspective
• From pillar to post
• Beware the disgusting butter cream tart from Chinatown
• Escape from Monkey Island
• Genius from Mars Technique
• Sonnet #43, from the Portuguese
• Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
• The Secession of Canada from the Republic of Quebec
• return from the dead
• You are a bisexual gerbil from Romania
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Scenes from the Hat
• The "running from the explosion" scene
• Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
• taking down the advertising industry from the inside
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Shows from which I save the stubs
• Removing wax from clothing
• Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• unwinding from the day
• Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• notes from the dentist's chair
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• Blast From the Past
• Argument from Ignorance
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• From my cold dead hands
• Voice from the Great Depression
• how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
• Scenes from "Politian"
• An envelope from the previous systems administrator
• Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
• The Child who came from an Egg
• The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
• nice from a distance
• Visitors From Oz
• News from the Libertarian Party
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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