Findings:

• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• We Ain't Got All Night
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• A day without him is three years long
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• This essay was due a year ago
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I had been hungry all the years
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• All he left her was alone
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• And All of it True (category)
• I remember when all this was trees
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• all it cost him was a Penny
• Purple Year of Rat
• What if I saw him in three years, in another city: better?
• Five years, three refractions
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• When I was ten years old
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• more sure of all I thought was true
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• All you ever did was let it happen
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• some say he was never here at all
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• All Those Years Ago
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• after all these years
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Fighting against all the empty years without you
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Three years she grew in sun and shower
• I Wait For Purple Martins
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• The three year generation gap
• Opportunity: Only Three Hundred Twenty Six Light Years Away
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Remembering all those years ago
• Last year was always better
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• That Was The Year That Was
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Here All Alone in Silence
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• You've lost all your dreams
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• All Things Kink
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• I don't remember all that much
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• I knew it all along...
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• All ye Joyful
• Church of All Worlds
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• All About My Mother
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?

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