Findings:

• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Stand by Your Man
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Stand by Me
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Who wants a down vote
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Top 100 countries ranked by population
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Statistics of the Australian Population by Country of Birth, 2001
• My beating by refugees is a symbol of the hatred and fury of this filthy war
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Butt Wars
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
• Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Top 100 countries ranked by area
• Electoral votes by state
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• I'll stand by you
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• The adoption of area bombing by Britain and the U.S. in World War II
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• War by Other Means (e2poll)
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• My War Gone By, I Miss It So
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• People want what they cannot have
• Yahweh wants you to vote Republican
• Vote war today!
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I cannot stand raspberries
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• In Germany Before The War
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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