Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy"

• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Alien Sex Fiend
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• every secret thing was made by some one
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Alien from L.A.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• A word from anyone's alien
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• Consumption by the Corporate Cow
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I was raised by the French government
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• What was stolen by someone else
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Alien 3
• Alien Fashion Show
• Alien Syndrome
• TV is the alien sitting in our home
• Do aliens exist?
• Alien Sedition Act
• Alien and Sedition Acts
• Alien 8
• alien Senshi
• Alien invasion
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Alien Love Secrets!
• Archetypes of Alien Species
• Alien Nation
• Alien Conspiracy (user)
• Amanda and the Alien
• Alien Dreamtime
• Alien Crossfire
• Alien Breed 2
• alien secretion
• My Stepmother Is An Alien
• We would probably not understand alien life
• alien hand syndrome
• Alien Voices
• Alien Crime Syndicate
• Alien Storm
• Super Alien Probotector
• Alien: Resurrection
• Alien Lanes
• Alien Soldier
• Alien Registration Act of 1940
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Huge Space Alien Crack House
• Pay five dollars -- see the alien
• List of Alien Races
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Jared Louche and the Aliens
• Alien Breed Tower Assault
• Aliens runnning invulnerability cheats
• AvP: Alien
• Contra III: The Alien Wars
• Contra EX: The Alien Wars
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Fistful of Aliens
• Designing Aliens: The Evolution of Intelligence
• Designing aliens
• Mutant Aliens
• Alien vs. Predator
• Loving the Alien (user)
• Alien Hominid
• Resident Alien
• In tears amid the alien corn
• aliens (user)
• Alien Shapley (user)
• Aliens of London
• Alien Interview
• All American Alien Boy
• Alien registration in Japan
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• Alien vs. Predator on a Plane: Miami
• Alien egotism stamps on your breakfast
• Alien Caffeine (user)
• undocumented alien
• Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
• Alien Loves Predator
• Aliens in the Mind
• aliens of the deep
• super mutant morph ranger alien killer commando ninja death troopers
• Superman/Aliens
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• Poem about unseen aliens
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• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• North by Northwest
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Justification by faith
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World

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