Findings:

• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• A whimper would be fine
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• If you would be so kind
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• That would be me
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• eternity would be boring
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• That Would Be Enough
• You look gay
• You mean the me that you would be
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Mind without body
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Glad to be gay
• Choosing to be gay
• Easier to be gay
• it would be hilarious if only
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• In Spring I Look Gay
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• If you would be seated
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• Would you just look at this thing
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• The best kind of bartender
• Just to see what it would be like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Look siad me Be like me
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• That I Would Be Good
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Glitter and Be Gay
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Be a model or just look like one
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music

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