Findings:

• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• All I ever wanted to be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Australian Public Service
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I want to be sexy too!
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Want to join the story-go-round? (document)
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I want to be a cog
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I don't always want you to be nice
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Information wants to be paid
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I am blind when I want to be
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• I Want to Be Inside You
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• So you want to be a DJ?
• What the American people want politics to be
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I want to be caught
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Much like what music wants to be
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• I don't want to be successful
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I just want to be friends
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• A fine time to be in the Army
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• Live Era '87-'93
• Want to be a lawyer?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Information wants to be free
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Want to be a werewolf
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Information wants to be deleted
• I don't want to be alone
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• So you want to be a star?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• So you want to be a waitress
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I Want You for US Army
• So you want to be evil
• I want to be a muse
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I want to be the air around you.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• No place I'd rather be
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I wanted to be
• I just want to be a drummer
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• i want to be a dj
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• So you want to be a composer
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Salvation Army Thrift Store
• the KISS army
• Army Men II
• The Army on the March
• Chinese Army technique
• US Army Marksmanship Training Unit
• Army National Guard
• Salvation Army
• God's Army
• Organizational Structure of the Roman Army
• army brat
• Army Post Office
• I want a cup of tea, a helicopter and an inflatable doll
• Army Roll of Honor Clasp
• They Say that in the Army
• industrial reserve army
• Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries
• Bonus Army
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• A Plastic Army Man
• Tartan Army
• The Crusader and the New Army
• Swiss Army Romance
• Slipknot's army

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