Findings:
- you don't have to do this
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- I do have some things to hide
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- 50 fun things to do in church
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Baptist jokes
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- Fun things to do with a raised floor
- I don't know what else to do
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Fun things to do in an elevator
- What do you mean "we"?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- Mail forwarding
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- clockwork... do you mean the sun?
- Saying what you don't mean
- I don't have a television set
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I don't know what to do with you
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- What to do if you have bad credit
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Do Anything You Wanna Do
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- You, standing
- ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Having to do with animals. (category)
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- we have a lot of work to do
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- Do what you have to do
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Fun things to do in biology class
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- Caution (Do Not Stop On The Tracks)
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Fun things to do in Idaho
- I don't believe in anything
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- Why males have nipples
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- Why do children have to die?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Stop asking for peace and do something
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't do that then!
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
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