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• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Things I learned from TVO
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• What I learned from the Wordmonger's Ball
• There are not enough cows
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• No one says anything important during the day
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• There are not enough hours in our day
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• One Must Fall: 2097
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• Capitalize, please
• The Doctor is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment
• One long June I came down from the trees
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• LODIS's fatal exception (error) and fall from power
• People will steal anything
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How far are you from anything?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The Good Ones From Inside
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• qanat get there from here
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• People are not wearing enough hats
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How to learn anything fast
• Things we learn from movies
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• You can't get there from here
• Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What I learned from fingertips under the table
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
• Lessons learned from World War II
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• One should expect as much from a machine
• How to make money from the internet
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• Quotes from sleeping people
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• What I have learned from being fired
• Odd facts of life I learned from Math
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• things I learned from commercials
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• All Powers from One Division
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• You people will trash anything.
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
• Big Questions from Little People
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• There are not enough hours in the day
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• There's a special providence in the fall of a sparrow
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Before a Long Fall from a Castle Spire
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• On a scale from one to...
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• even if you fall from an impossible challenge,
• Fall From Grace
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
• Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• People just expect things from me
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Technical requests from nontechnical people
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• Finding free anime on the internet
• Famous People from Sheffield
• Why we learn from the Gods
• Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• The people from work table
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• What we learned from songbirds
• An American in Tours
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Disabling the clicking sound from Internet Explorer
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Things I Learned From Working At The Library
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals

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