Findings:

• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Rape committed by women
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Stoned music memories
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• emotions others don't get to see
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get it
• You just don't get it
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I don't want to get over you
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You don't get a song
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't order meat well-done
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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