Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked"

• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Stoned music memories
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i have to get out
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• No one says anything important during the day
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Get everyone out
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't have to remember my name
• You Don't Say
• You just don't get it
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• get out the vote
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't say no
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Rape committed by women
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I don't get it
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• They Say It Gets Easier
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Come Out and Say It
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• How to say "Nice to meet you"
• I don't have the time
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Can't get you out of my head
• Gotta get out
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• How to escape domestic violence
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Getting wax out of carpet
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• The first draft of anything is shit
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• So you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't always want you to be nice
• don't say the words
• If you can say something nice, do
• I don't want to get over you
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• When the Pope says shit
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend

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