Findings:

• The time my father caught me having sex
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• People without spines annoy me.
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• When having sex in Poland
• When having sex in Germany
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Binary
• Weird sex with strange people
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Walked in on you having sex
• Love me the way that I love you
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Democracy isn't broken; the people are sick. Capitalism isn't broken; the people are sick.
• The Sex Dreams of the People of the Mid-Atlantic States
• 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• They don't touch me the same way
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• all of these people are me
• treat me like your sex doll
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• I keep telling you, this is a sick society.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• You people disgust me
• People just expect things from me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Having sex in Japanese
• When having sex in northern Norway
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• Simple words, simple dreams
• Having sex in Finnish
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• These people are still happening to me
• When having sex in Austria
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• the way you don't look at me
• Having sex up against a wall
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The life train left without me
• She only wants me for sex
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
• When having sex in French
• Why do I keep turning down sex?
• People For the American Way
• It is the way of my people
• Having sex in Drow
• this is sex without touching
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• People without dirty hands are wrong.
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• Creative ways of killing people
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• 10 ways of sending a secret message without conventional encryption
• 7 ways to reach base without a hit
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• the way is easy for those without desire
• Life Without Sex
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• without having to set anything on fire
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• People confuse me
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Why old people piss me off
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Without Me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• People listen to me? WTF
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Animals people have sex with
• People, on the whole, frighten and confuse me
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Without sight, I require a sequence to orient me
• Things you give people that they keep
• Your words keep me alive
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• The downside of having superpowers
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• On having holy cows as an essential part of your musical breakfast
• having asked the spiders and the snakes

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