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• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You're not the boss of me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Give Me Your Children
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give me your knees
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Take it from me
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• the way you don't look at me
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Give me a break!
• give me one night to show the savage
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Give Me the Brain
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• You've got to be kidding me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She looks at me and she laughs
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• doesn't look like anything to me
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• The Statue Got Me High
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• What in the world has come over me
• Give me a moment, please
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Give me back my bike!
• Don't Give Me Names
• give me your most honest smile
• Give me something worth reading
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• away from me
• I've got the music in me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Take me from home
• Look with me at the stars
• She just looks at me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• People just expect things from me
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give Me Strength
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• You have no power over me
• Give me a cookie!
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Give me tonight
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• give me the truth or nothing
• May those who are born after me
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• can you show me where this came from?
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Everything got me fired!
• You Really Got Me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• boss i wish you had told me
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• far be it from me
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• They Flee From Me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Look siad me Be like me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Far From Me
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Society made me what I am
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Someone to Watch over Me
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• When your presents give me hives
• Give Me Louisiana
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• bowl me over
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk

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