Findings:

• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• She must be what cocaine is like
• God must be living in the sea.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Don't Be Afraid
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• Look siad me Be like me
• I must die or be better
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Mind without body
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I never thought it would be like this
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I don't want to be alone
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Surgeons must be very careful
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• I know what it's like to be dead
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Attention must be paid
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• all limitations must be overcome
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Signs must be loud
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• College football must be preserved
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• What life after death will really be like
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Don't Be Evil
• Hot pursuit
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• Much like what music wants to be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• There Must Be Someone
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• Must be a lesbian
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• What it's like to be in love
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• What it's like to be skinny
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Just to see what it would be like
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Be a model or just look like one
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• God must be deaf
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• must be joking (user)
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be sad
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• Why War must be permitted
• I don't always want you to be nice
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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