Findings:

• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Just to see what it would be like
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• If you would be so kind
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• what, would you say, is the essence of the message?
• eternity would be boring
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• You mean the me that you would be
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• A whimper would be fine
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If you would be seated
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• That Would Be Enough
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I did not say it would make sense
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I never thought it would be like this
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• That would be me
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The best kind of bartender
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mind without body
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• That I Would Be Good
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• it would be hilarious if only
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who carp about their jobs
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• may their names be sung forever
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• What your piano curriculum says about you
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Be honest with yourself
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• to be honest
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels

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