Findings:

• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about flowers
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about trains
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Tell me a story about elephants
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me a story about rains
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Tell me a story about drains
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• list of things
• Tell me about your secret places
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me about your faith
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about brains
• Don't tell me about her
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about cranes
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Let me feel that
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• The Day the World was about to End
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• let me hate for you
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• The day he gave me a lift
• Let me be your fantasy
• Just Let Me Breathe
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Let go and forget about it
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• let me grow up
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Let me set the record straight
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• let's try me (user)
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• nobody will let me start a country
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• the good days are killing me too
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Don't let me die nervous
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Let me count all the pieces
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• let me love you (user)
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• let me know who you are now.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Let me dream if I want to
• Miss Cleo let me down
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• This lasted for about two days
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• all day I dream about sex
• What a Shame About Me
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• I want to hear about his day in person
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• show me what the world is all about
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Let's talk about that
• Oh joyous day! Let's!
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Let Me Entertain You
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The day Anubis hit on me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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