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• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Half-sour pickle
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• love like you don't need the money
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• The Room Always Smells Like Refried Beans
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Never look like you're staring
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• What life after death will really be like
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I will not spend my life like this
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I don't think I like love
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I don't like grass
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i don't like christmas
• It's like you don't carrot all
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• Life, or something like it
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I never thought it would be like this
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Life is like a boat
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Life is Like the Ocean
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• I Don't Like Mondays
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• I don't see like you
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• I don't like moving.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• I don't like the drugs
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• I don't think I like your system
• love like you've never been hurt
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• If you don't like it, leave
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't like my smile
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• With him it was always like
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• People who don't read
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.

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