Findings:

• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't tell me about her
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• love like you don't need the money
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't Tell Me
• I Don't Like Mondays
• They don't touch me the same way
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't like grass
• Don't Make Me Think
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like the drugs
• They Don't Want Me
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• you don't talk much
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Dont come near me (user)
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• If you don't like it, leave
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• the way you don't look at me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't see like you
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't talk shop in a club
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't call me white
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't let me die nervous
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't Give Me Names
• Being a dickhead
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I don't like my smile
• I don't think I like love
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't leave me alone
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't send me roses
• customers don't trust me
• Don't call me Debbie
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me

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