Findings:

• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• We love you very much
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• Because I love you
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Transporter Room 3 ate my balls
• Square Bush Ate My Balls
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Team Jet-Poop ate my balls
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• A River Aint' Too Much to Love
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Very much a nice low
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• a love letter expressly meant for your eyes only
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• He did very little harm
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• because I love skating bears
• Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
• He loved Big Brother.
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• Why I love Pascal so much
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Love's the Only House
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• I married him because he was not mean
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• because I am only half of what you need
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• It's only gay if the balls touch
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• He Was Only Joking
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• My man loves action figures too much
• The undying love of Mr. Gosh
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• This is the only love
• Love is the Only Law
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• love and love only (user)
• Love creates. Hatred only destroys.
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• I love you, Mr. Gonsalves
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Hitler has only got one ball
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• I Like My Dry Land Thank You Very Much
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• ate
• JFK Junior Ate My Television
• Random ho ate my food
• Who ate all the pies?
• Kobolds Ate My Baby!
• The cars that ate Paris
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Elvis Ate America
• The Creature That Ate Sheboygan
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Eye H. Ate (user)
• nerf ball
• Old Ball and Chain
• Happy Fun Ball
• World's largest ball of twine
• The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
• Red Rubber Ball
• Ball State
• cue ball
• ball
• eight ball
• Blue balls
• Dragon Ball GT
• Range balls
• ball python
• Break one's balls
• Crystal ball
• Ernie Ball/Music Man
• balls to the wall
• Fur ball
• Five ball juggling
• Learning to juggle five balls
• Three ball chase
• tubular ball
• I wanna dip my balls in it
• Balls are a poor design
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Super Dodge Ball
• Snack balls
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Ping pong ball trick
• party ball
• The Hopping Whirling Ball of Death

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