Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Why is it wrong to exhume a body, but not a soul?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• There is no god but God
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm No Angel
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not racist but...
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• So. Central Rain
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm just a bill
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm sorry for your loss
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• i'm just a girl
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm No Fool
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Close, but no cigar
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Beautiful, but wrong
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• no ideas but in things
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• There is no dream but this.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I'm sorry
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Being a dickhead

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