Findings:

• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I don't want to be alone
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't Be Afraid
• It's Hard to be Humble
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• OBAFGKM
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• so be it
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• If you would be so kind
• Be yourself
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• What it's like to be in love
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't be absurd (user)
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't Be Evil
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Oh to be Odd!
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• So you want to be a star?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Work hard. Be strong.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• No place I'd rather be
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• So you want to be a composer
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• It's so cool to be denied
• think for yourself, and be curious
• You're too young to be so old
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• be beautiful, be yourself
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• So you want to be a waitress
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• So mote it be
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• This poem can be put off no longer
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Work hard and be nice
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Be honest with yourself
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• My life may no longer be my own
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• So you want to be evil
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Be careful and don't fall down
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• There will be no more stories to read
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• No one can be in two places at once
• Don't be sad
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• No one can be totally logical
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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