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• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• i just want to know who i am
• She only wants me for tech support
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She only wants me for sex
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• let me know who you are now.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Follow me if you want to know.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• You know you want me, baby!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Know your pets
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• for the dreamers who stare into the night sky
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• What we think we know can kill us
• Demon people
• How to kill a person with a newspaper
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• the night absolutely into me
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• That which does not kill me...
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• kill him dead; don't call me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• kill me now (user)
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• kill me (user)
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• When you kill people they die
• Who Killed the Jews?
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• She kills me
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• It kills me to watch them go
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Kill Six Billion Demons
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Turning into traffic
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Into my heart an air that kills
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Someone please kill me
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?

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