Findings:

• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Know your pets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Type A blood
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Using a command line
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People have fucked up before
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• How to "Have People"
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The bored who complain
• cat haters
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• people who don't exist
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• people who need people are just people who need people
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Why people who jog live longer
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Dead links in writeups
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The other people who hate war
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• People who love FTP
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who don't read
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• People who are not anarchists
• People want what they cannot have
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Taking things at surface value
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who use Windows
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• people who wear camo
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Two people who are not touching
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The People Who Used to Live There
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Dead people I have known
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• worse things have happened to better people
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Flaunting your sexuality
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Animals people have sex with
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• play dumb
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Capitalize, please
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• People who died laughing
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Who we Meet, Who we Remember
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper

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