Findings:

• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 3.2 apply
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please let me in (user)
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• listen()
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please, Call me Honky
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Please Me
• Please stop annoying me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• please forgive me (user)
• Give me a moment, please
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• let me speak please (user)
• Please Kill Me
• Someone please kill me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please help me!
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Applied Science
• applied kinesiology
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• T.A.Z.: Appendix B: Applied Hedonics
• Applied Molecular Genetics
• Applied Engineering
• The Laws of Thermodynamics applied to cleaning
• Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• applied philosophy
• applied degree
• applied research
• Handbook of Applied Cryptography
• International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Law of entropy as it applies to music
• applied column
• Wanted: Arch-Villain for Spider-Man. Those not dressed in green and purple need not apply.
• Hobbes' philosophy applied to Riggs v. Palmer
• How to properly apply Camouflage Face Paint
• Applied Ethics
• applied archaeology
• Applied Thermodynamics and Your Room
• Applied Acoustics Systems
• to apply the mind to problems unsolved
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Trust me
• Zap me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Drug Me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• I vs. me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• talk to me not the computer
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• away from me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Gag me with a spoon
• Tell me a story about elephants
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Society made me what I am
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray

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