Findings:

• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Please help me!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Help me help you
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Please Please Me
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I'm falling in love with you
• Time Travelers please help!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Someone please kill me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Help Me, Daddy
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I'm falling apart
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• So help me God
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm not in love, set me free
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• listen()
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• let me speak please (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• please let me in (user)
• please forgive me (user)
• Give me a moment, please
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Help Me, Rhonda
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• You say you want to help me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please stop annoying me
• Please Kill Me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• help im a rock (user)
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Please please please let me get what I want
• god help me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• help me (user)
• My body falling into stars
• Fall off the wagon
• falling out
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Falling Toward Apotheosis
• The Deconstruction of Falling Stars
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• You may as well not jump in a falling elevator
• Falling Up
• I don't believe in falling in love
• falling in love with the wolfboy
• Swimming pool injury
• Falling through the cracks
• Falling In
• Falling in Love Again
• Falling In Haiku
• falling together
• Falling Dream
• falling in love in a dream
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• falling asleep with music on
• A tale of falling asleep during the flight
• The Falling Man
• More Than Leaves Are Falling

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