Findings:

• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Please help me!
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Help me help you
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Break me. I'm elated.
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm Just Me (user)
• listen()
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• So help me God
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Show me what I'm looking for
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You say you want to help me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Someone please kill me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Please Kill Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• god help me
• Help Me, Daddy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• help me (user)
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• please let me in (user)
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm falling apart
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• I'm falling in love with you
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Of course I'm looking at your psyche! It's sitting all naked and cold in front of me!
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Give me a moment, please
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Please stop annoying me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Please Please Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• let me speak please (user)
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please, Call me Honky
• help im a rock (user)
• Time Travelers please help!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
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• please forgive me (user)
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• something terrible comes over me
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm on drugs
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I'm not gay
• Stars cross me, holy
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Between the World and Me
• I'm No Fool
• The dead are with me
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Me and Fran and Ollie
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Call me Hashmael
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• im da best (user)
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Take my wife, please!
• I'm on a Boat

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