Findings:

• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• please forgive me (user)
• Give me a moment, please
• bitch out
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• stir me out of my dream
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Please, Call me Honky
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• Please Please Me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Tell him, she told me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• better off with him than here with me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Bitch set me up!
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• him will I blot out of my book
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Someone please kill me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please Kill Me
• Please help me!
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• listen()
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Please do not bring me flowers
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Please stop annoying me
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• please let me in (user)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• let me speak please (user)
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Please God, make me a stone.
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Better him than me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Is she really going out with him?
• Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• bitch
• God damned sons of bitches
• Bitch tits
• Son of a bitch
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• Say my name, bitch!
• beer bitch
• bitch sticks
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• Customer service is a bitch
• Variations of the word bitch
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Flip a bitch
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• bitch (user)
• Do it right bitch
• Payback's a bitch!
• You bitch! You slut! You whore!
• Alcohol + Cars = Fun and Bitches
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Bitch and Animal
• Bitches with glitches
• That little bitch Marla Singer: A cultural critique of sexism in Fight Club
• Prison Bitch Name Generator
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• Bitch's Nickname on My Cellphone (document)
• Bitch list
• Bottom bitch
• bitch 2003 (user)
• fat bitch (user)
• sexy-bysexual bitch (user)
• Housework is a bitch
• Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• I quit this bitch!
• bitch pussy (user)
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• Westside bitch (user)
• Bitches done tore up my IALAC sign
• Iron Bitch gets dressed
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• Grand Bitch and the dingle
• Iron Bitch on a Plane
• Iron Bitch on a Bike
• Bitch Quest 2009
• Grand Bitch at dinner
• Iron Bitch at the Dance
• Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• Scary Bitches
• yoga bitch
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Bitch Hunter
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• For Him I Sing
• Just give him the damned fish
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied

If you Log in you could create a "Please bitch him out for me kthx" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.