Findings:

• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about plains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• It doesn't get any better than this
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about drains
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Tell me a story about elephants
• At least things can't get any worse
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about brains
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Life Story
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Please help me!
• Life's a beach (a fish story)
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Get a life!
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• can you get enough of me?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Stories of Your Life and Others
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Digital Life Story
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Got to Get You into My Life
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Geronimo's Story of His Life
• O Me! O Life!
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• The life train left without me
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Story of Your Life
• Please Please Me
• Got any ID please?
• iTunes Life Story
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Someone please kill me
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• My first comet
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• She doesn't need me anymore
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• get off me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Life gets in the way of words
• Gravity really gets me down
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Life will get easier
• Get Behind Me Satan
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Get it off me!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Get a Life
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• (Come get me).
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Get back to me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• My life story in fonts
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• You Bring Life to Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Pimp: The Story of My Life
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• My life story
• The story of your life
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three

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