Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Probably because I'm too selfish to see meaning in words that aren't mine"

• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• The word meaning "To make blue"
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm Too Sexy
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm too old for this shit
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Probably deleted from Wikipedia because it's not notable
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• How white of you
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• too many words
• When words mean too much
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• the words I'm after
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• Words Have No Meaning
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Because I'm an adult
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Because
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

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