Findings:

• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• real life raygun
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be an asshole
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• The next life will be better
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• as X as I Need to Be
• real life test
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• You will never be a real woman
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• Real life trolling
• life's most inexplicable gifts are often greeted unjustly
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• To be noble in an average life
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• My life may no longer be my own
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• There is some place I need to be
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• Real Life Phaser
• Real life applications of mathematics
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• save and restore function in real life
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• What life after death will really be like
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• In Real Life
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• There need to be more powers
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• We can be heroes
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The grass that needed to be cut
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Martha Be Real
• let's be real
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Everything vs. Real Life
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Real Life Dilbert
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Real Life
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• Dan in Real Life
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• All we need is just to be
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The struggle is real
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die

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