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She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
So I Married an Axe Murderer
this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
She wakes me up by tickling my feet
I'm so sorry my brain works that way
So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
She is still undoing me.
She said she loved me
she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
She loves me, she loves me not
She misses me
me so cute (user)
She found me on public transportation
i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
She was so quiet that nobody heard her
The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
She only wants me for sex
Discover me so by faint indirections
I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
I don't like her because she won't like me
She Blinded Me With Science
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
She asked me to read her a poem
Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
So she wet the bed
So happy she drools
Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
She told me to say that
so save me (user)
She Fucks Me
That one makes me scream, she said
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
The portion of her face she allows me to see
She loved me for my maths
So much it scares me
I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
She kills me
She only wants me for tech support
It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
She said she loved me. The knife came down.
a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
She looks at me and she laughs
she seems bored with me after all this time
So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
She Speaks to Me
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
She Gave Sweet Love To Me
She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
She was so tall, and I was so in love
Gays are great, so she says
Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
so ask me, ask me, ask me
She had never kissed someone so old.
So she could feel as if she had danced
My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
So Sue Me
She told me she remembers three things about me
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
She Loves Me
She told me I'd make a good Satan
Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
She approached me with some vague line
You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
So, what's the problem with me?
She just looks at me
feline allergies
She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
So help me God
Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
The stars were bright that night she left me forever
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
Two condoms, she makes me wear
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
You were always so good to me
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
Me So Horny
Don't stand so close to me
It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
Tell him, she told me
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
She doesn't need me anymore
She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
She saved me from Hylas' fate
She cleaned up for me at least.
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
She asked me to stop dreaming of death
She tells me she drives a truck.
that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
She might not need me. But then again she might.
She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
She told me she wouldn't
spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
i require so little to sustain me
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
she, he, and me
So then she said
Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
She was so pleased to learn that she was right
You asked me to leave. So I did.
one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
She pulled the "I love you" on me
axes
Stanford Axe
The Two Travelers and the Axe
golden axe
Ganto's Axe
Chopping wood
Hand axe
For Bread and Axe
Axe of the Dwarvish Lords
Orthogonal axes of mood
The little toad with big wings
Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
Axe Gang
The axe forgets but the tree remembers
ER
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jus primae noctis
au jus
Jus in Bello
Deus meumque Jus
jus
Jus Osborn
jus abutendi
jus cogens
What Me Worry (user)
-Me- (user)
me
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Does this dress make me look fat?
/me
bite me
Fuck me harder
take me away

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