Findings:
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- Never Been Kissed
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- So someone tells you they've been raped
- Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- Never Had It So Good
- You've never had it so good
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Kiss me once and never again
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- The death of a man I had never known
- never judge a by a reading
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- She Had to Be Sure
- She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- Old man who lived by the crick
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- she had already found her party
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- Evolution has never been observed
- Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- So easily betrayed by gauze sleeves
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- What was stolen by someone else
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- Helping people cheat
- She won't kiss him until she marries him
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- They had been expecting me
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Why I've never been ice skating
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- She had the most wonderful grin in the world
- The best I never had
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- I've been duped by Satan!
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- she had mood ring eyes
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- My eyes change color when I kiss someone
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- each flake a cold kiss she brushes off
- she blows a virtual kiss to the net of ether
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- what she kisses twice
- She had a 10 million candlepower smile
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Never underestimate Old Ladies
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Never wanted to injure someone that much
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I had been hungry all the years
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- I've Never Been to Me
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- It's been so long since I've known this feeling
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- i have been burning for so long
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
- My War Gone By, I Miss It So
- had Orpheus been a gentleman
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- you have never been safe
- 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
- She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- How's she goin', by
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- These are the memories I never had
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- She had fingernails that shined like justice
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- love like you've never been hurt
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
- Oceania has never been at war
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