Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm sorry
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm not in love, set me free
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• So. Central Rain
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm so sorry
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Friday, I'm in love
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm falling in love with you
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• She said she loved me
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm Not Sorry
• I'm Not In Love
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Being a dickhead
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm pinching your face!
• I walk around when I'm high
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• I'm not sure
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• But can a robot love.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• IM
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• imm
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm with the band
• I'm Losing You
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Hands off, I'm special
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm tired
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Im-
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• Im Elvis (user)
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• But she heard it

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