Findings:

• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• Why you shouldn't listen to high school guidance counselors
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• People shouldn't swallow rocks
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Campaign Slogans that Shouldn't Work
• Morons shouldn't vote
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Why a cat shouldn't sleep on your bed
• Media-created icons shouldn't take place of spirituality
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• Why the United States shouldn't use the death penalty
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You shouldn't waste a girl's time
• Stuff you shouldn't feed your dog
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• You shouldn't use an egg to smash a stone
• reasons why america shouldn't work
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• Why shouldn't the government offer health care?
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• Why why you shouldn't buy a mac
• Why you shouldn't buy a Mac
• Shouldn't You Be in School?
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Told
• I told you so
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• If I told you once
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Pleasures of the Flesh -- A tale told between blackouts
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Now you do what they told ya
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I told you the stars hated you
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
• She told me to say that
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• The stone that told me
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• never know who told it best
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• boss i wish you had told me
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I told you I love you, now get out
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• plato told
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Told You Once
• A thousand stories never told
• Of the lamentation of Gudrun over Sigurd's dead, as it is told in ancient songs
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters?
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Everything I Never Told You
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Truth be told
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What the dust told me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I hadn't told him
• tales told by unlit roads
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Now that I've told you
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Tell him, she told me
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Lies my physicists told me
• i told him to write poetry on my arms
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I told you they were nuts
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I never told you she stole my heart
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• you are free to do as we told you
• Snickers told me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• i told u i was hardcore
• She told me she wouldn't
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• New York City: What my Father told me
• New York City: What my sister told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• New York City: What Jo told me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• The Shoes Told the Whole Story
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I was told you were very pretty
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday

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