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• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• A Man Needs To be Told
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The grass that needed to be cut
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• There is some place I need to be
• All we need is just to be
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Be ye perfect
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• You'll Be Back
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• What life after death will really be like
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• She Had to Be Sure
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• as X as I Need to Be
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Be sure it's legal
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• There need to be more powers
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Be Quiet and Drive (Far away)
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• needs must when the Devil drives
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• after the therapy
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• After Dark
• Night After Night
• Twenty Years After
• After damp
• After Hours
• The morning after
• After The Race - 2
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
• morning after sheets
• The Day after Tomorrow
• After Effects
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• After Apple-Picking
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• After Auschwitz
• People with programming languages named after them
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• May those who are born after me
• after and missing
• Live After Death
• whoring after other gods
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• November and Everything After
• Going After Cacciato
• After love
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• chasing after foolish entanglements
• In the light - After Midnight
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Years After Landing
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• First Observation After a Nap
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• The silence after someone leaves
• I Before E Except After C
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Morning After Pill
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• The summer after high school
• After Magritte
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Grotesque (After The Gramme)
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• fluorescence recovery after photobleaching (FRAP)
• Running after cars
• What to do after leaving school
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• 500 Years After
• Sex after pregnancy
• Applauding after a movie
• African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
• Countries named after people

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