Findings:

• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• so i heard you like mudkips
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• So Sue Me
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Creeps Like Me
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• My Company Likes Me
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• like nothing ever was
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• treat me like your sex doll
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• want me like time
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• He brings me books like flowers
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• treat me like a woman
• Bleed Like Me
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• eyed me like a female mantis
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• I'd like some dreams too
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Women only like me for my mind
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• Dead Like Me
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• doesn't look like anything to me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't stand so close to me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Broken like me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Do you like me?
• Black Like Me
• A Doll Like Me
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Walk Like Me
• I like you; do you like me?
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You like me, you really like me!
• If I was beautiful like you
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Some Like It Hot
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Look siad me Be like me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You're like a brother to me
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• There are a million girls like me out there
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• With him it was always like
• some summers they drop like flies
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• Loves me like a bottle
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• unfinished (like me)
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• like you love me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• My skin felt like I was falling
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome

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