Findings:

• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I must have called a thousand times
• You have to keep loving
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I don't have the time
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• In the time you have
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• Time's Up
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• keep ancient lands, your storied pomp
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• People have fucked up before
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Kids have no concept of time
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• because I have given up any care
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Time to break up
• Hurry up please it's time
• There is a different time scale
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Fire up the Quattro — it's time for change
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Computers have no sense of time
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Long Haired Preachers
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• keep it cool/shake it up
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• story time
• keep your hands up
• I still like a bedtime story
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Drag Story Time
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• Time to shake things up a bit
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)

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