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No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
No, they are not stupid
Words that don't mean the same as they used to
They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
They have no bones.
They called the wrong Grandma today...
they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
They grow up. No one told me.
it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
Things never were what they used to be
I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
So that's what they call it nowadays?
not what words are used, but how they are used
I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
"Sex, as they harshly call it"
Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
Words you can't use unless they describe you
Prilosec
Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
Live Era '87-'93
They call me Engineer-khan
Redundancy in DNA
They didn't have the heart
They said no
And They Didn't Die
The "Priest" They Called Him
And They Shall Know No Fear
Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
They Had No Poet
Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
that lump they call your brain
they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
where they used to live
They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
They asked me to write a letter
Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
They want me for a focus group!
Scientist hits head on curb joke
The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
But what are they really thinking?
All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
Automobile tire pressure
They don't know what they're missing
Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
They hum like angels
they only gave me trouble anyways
Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
used to call
Ground rush
They own the pack while we play the three card trick
Now you do what they told ya
Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
The Harder They Come
The Times They Are A-Changin'
They are angry and they have been lied to
They just kind of went away
They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
People want what they cannot have
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
I have to check and see if they wear panties
And They Believed Me!
Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
is there no one who answers the call?
That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
U.S. policy on First Use
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
No use crying over spilt milk
Brittle things will break before they turn
Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
The Ten Commandments revised
They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
I was into them after they were hip
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
They Live
They killed our Lord
The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
They don't understand my tea
Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
No Colour Called Love
Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
They couldn't install the DSL.
Things they should teach in school
if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
They might not need me - yet they might -
They don't touch me the same way
Chipirones en su tinta
They must have faces
I do not think that they will sing to me.
They're drugs, they change you
Maybe they heard you scream.
They Know Me
They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
They forgot to give me the operating system!
Treating registers as if they were variables
They moved like a river
No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
No Use for a Name
That dog is of no use to you
they
They Might Be Giants
I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
cat haters
Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
They leap just because they can, out of joy
They danced with fire claws
What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
Of course, they were wrong
They have potential, if they only applied themselves
Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
What Have They Done to the Rain?
They always jump off the east side
Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
What Have They Done to the Rain
If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
play dumb
They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
I know they are watching me
They mass produce plastic women
they might come up here and shoot us all
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
They Flee From Me
First They Came
The owls are not what they seem

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