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• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Words that only have one context
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• No, but I'll have a beer
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The Room Always Smells Like Refried Beans
• We're one, but we're not the same
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Men did not always like large breasts
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• You always hurt the one you love
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I Will Wait For You Always
• The movies always get it wrong
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I have always been burning
• I love you but I have to let you go
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Things people put up their butts
• artificial scarcity
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• But I Like You
• Always have a backup
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• Hot pursuit
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• War is hell but men like it
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• The way things have always been done
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Mandibular block injection
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The first one's always free
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Fuck them all but the six
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• With him it was always like
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.

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