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• It must have rained or something
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• all living things must above all else have hope
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• I must die or be better
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• painting stars that have come to be
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Or at least it used to be
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Must be a lesbian
• You might be a Mormon
• you have to be close to catch it
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Adam fell that men might be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Why War must be permitted
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• you just might be evil
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Your god might be evil....
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Stores that require you to check your bags at the door
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Attention must be paid
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• all limitations must be overcome
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• There Must Be Someone
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Guilt is the treason of the self, be careful.
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Be a model or just look like one
• You might be a moogle...
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Be different, just like everyone else
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• You might be a Michigander
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• lost, or trying to be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Signs must be loud
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• College football must be preserved
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Surgeons must be very careful
• She must be what cocaine is like
• You might be a Washingtonian
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Be there or be square
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I Might Be Wrong
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• God must be deaf
• Beware! This might be reality!
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• They Might Be Giants
• must be joking (user)
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• God must be living in the sea.
• Your dog might be evil...
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• painting stars that have not come to be
• To be or not to be

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