Findings:

• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Somewhere Out There
• Somewhere at the intersection of Here and There
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There's no such thing as normal
• Like there's no tomorrow
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• No shit, there I was
• Hang in there
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There's Something About Mary
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There was an old lady
• Is there a god?
• you had to be there
• There is no camel in this scene
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• There are no transitional fossils
• What danger is there in cussing?
• There's a time and a place
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• Without religion, there is no God
• There's always a catch!
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There are Spirits also in the City
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The more you eat, the more there are
• Are we there yet?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• There is only one electron
• there is no existing mythology
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• out there
• dirty joke
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• Hm... that's strange. There's nothing there!
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• Why there are seven days in a week
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• There is
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• There is good country music
• Do or do not, there is no try
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Aye, there's the rub
• Essential dirty jokes
• There was once a Man
• Why are there Black Vulcans?
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• There is a speck of dust in my eye, honestly
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• There's an alien in your bag
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Being There
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• There's a story behind it
• How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• There All the Honor Lies
• There's a Hole in the Bucket
• There's no there there
• There's a woman inside my stereo
• There is no right answer
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• There are people for everything
• No matter where you go, there you are
• there is a level in the world beyond the physical
• How much information is there in the World?
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• You weren't there
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• There's a bear outside the tent!
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• There are no three letter .coms left
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There will be time
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• There are no facts
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• For every set there exists a larger set
• Who's There?
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• You can't get there from here
• there
• In the mountains, there you feel free
• There is only ONE God
• There's a Wocket in My Pocket!
• There is no spoon
• Dirty Jokes (category)
• There is no god but God
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• there's no accounting for taste
• There's a place in France
• There are four lights
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Is That All There Is?
• Behave as if there were a God
• there's a first time for everything
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Seeing your password right there on the screen
• There is no 'I' in 'team'
• There is no happy ending
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• There is no suck, only blow
• There is no "One", either
• There is no friend anywhere
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Is there anybody out there?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• There's a sucker born every minute
• There was a young lady of Riga
• There is Power in a Union
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The Party Over There
• There was a rose that faded young
• At Least There is Racing
• all the cute guys will be there
• there's a spider in my keyboard
• there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
• There are no stars any more
• not as good as being there
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• there is more breeze in the suburbs of the South
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• There is a girl
• Be a problematic duck over there
• there's water on Mars!

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