Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "There's only so many strawberries you can eat before you have to go home."

• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I have lost many things, so many
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Only Nixon can go to China
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• You can never go home again
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• There can be only one
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I used to have so many dreams
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• You can eat sushi
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels -- bring home for Emma.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• These are the only hands I can give
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Something I Can Never Have
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• home before the leaves fall
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Only perl can parse Perl
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• There is nothing the dead can do
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• People have fucked up before
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• Can I eat him, boss?
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• How can an atheist have morals?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• There is something we can do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• One last thing before I go
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• I can eat a peach for hours
• I can eat a bicycle!
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• All the gold you can eat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Miles to go before we sleep
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Can I go to the bathroom?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• talking can only give you away
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• There are no sleep in can
• All you can eat
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I can only speak for myself
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Can I have a light?
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor

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