Findings:

• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Rape committed by women
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Herbs to get in touch with the element of fire
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Stoned music memories
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Don't run over fire hose
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• You just don't get it
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• So they caught George W. Bush
• So they caught Santa Claus
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• The Day The Earth Caught Fire
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• They Don't Want Me
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They don't know what I've done
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• They don't understand my tea
• You don't get a song
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• they fired carbon at the statue
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• They Say It Gets Easier
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They don't know what they're missing
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• emotions others don't get to see
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• They don't touch me the same way
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I don't get it
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• I don't want to get over you
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• and they were as flowers in a fire
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• They danced with fire claws
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Caught red-handed
• Caught in a snow storm
• getting caught in semantics
• caught in the flames
• Caught in a Web
• caught masturbating
• The time my father caught me having sex
• I am caught in between
• The only crime is getting caught
• Caught between sky and shadow
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Caught the vapors
• caught in a song-hat spray
• Caught between the moon and New York City
• she’s caught in headlights, the silken deer
• Caught up
• caught in your embrace
• I caught myself
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• The Department of They
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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